Convincing a guy who's only purpose in life is to memorize medical stuff that Rectal-Crainial Inversion is a real disease that a real detective you both know has been suffering probably since he was four, not only means hours of googling, but also hours of photoshoping, photocopying and glueing in medical encyclopedias.

When Jules called him immature, Shawn had to wonder if she was pointing out that he's too old to make farting jokes using the police radio or if she thought he was looking a bit green.

The situation had been dubbed DD for Double Drama after our suspect, Jessica Rabbit's evil twin, slapped her date (my Dad) and tried to sue me and Gus for breaking in her place.

I'm not random, it's just that my mind has the habit of coming up with several different interests out of nowhere.

( MBS)

He doesn't care if his definition of what a clean apartment is doesn't match with Gus' (or Martha Stewart's, or some chicks he's brought home in the past, or even the rest of the world's), as long as he can find whatever he is looking for in the middle of his mess (that is not really a mess), he can proudly call it a convenient environment with a ( Read more... )

During the middle of one of their texting arguments, Gus had dared to put "Shawn" and the word "domesticated" together; Shawn had only needed four capital letters to answer to that offense.

It was proving to be hard to get used to his new "Boyfriend Shawn" self, but Abigail had given him a second chance and as they spent more time together he realised that he is not going to let her down again so easily.

His best friend kept denying it passionately but Shawn just laid back and shrugged it off, "Dude, after sending you more than 17 emails with the picture in different sizes, after printing it 30 times and sneaking the photo between your pill pamphlets, hiding it in your cereal box, your clean underwear, putting it on your pillow, sticking it on your ( Read more... )

He might have committed perfect crimes, but I committed the perfect catching of the perfect thief.

It was funny at the beginning; but when his date started with the fangirl speech, pointing out every single detail that made Simon Baker the hottest guy on Earth, with the coolest fake abilities and greatest hair on tv, Shawn couldn't help but feel that somehow a fictional character was trying to steal his spotlight for a bit.